2) Make sure you have jet lag - makes the days go by faster when you have no idea what time of day it is.
3) Watch a lot of mind-numbing re-runs of 90s TV shows on the internet, in bed, under your covers - also helpful for sleeping your jet lag away.
4) Break/lose your phone or don't pay the previous month's bill - you have to be more creative in getting touch with your friends and loved ones to moan about how dreary your life is.
5) Make all those appointments with the doctor, dentist and psychologist that you were supposed to have arranged 3 months ago - sure to keep you busy and your mind occupied.
6) Select and edit the top 200 of all your 500 holiday photos - you'll soon start wishing you hadn't gone on holiday in the first place.
Definitely wish I hadn't gone there...
...or there...
...or there...
-SIGH-
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